The Roommate Chronicals

for those of you who follow me on Facebook (which I'm guessing is the majority of you at this point and time), you know about my roommate situation. I live with 2 girls I met on Craigslist. the primary roommate is a complete bitch - she didn't start off that way, or so it seemed when I met her. she seemed nice; so nice in fact that I practically begged her to let me move in (not to mention the fact that my living situation at the time was, shall we say, less than desirable). i didn't meet roomie #2 until after i moved in.

Roommate #1 has lived in this place for the last 6+ years. it is CLEARLY her place; if anything is left in the common areas it is banished to a corner. any time you're not in a room, she turnes out the light. she's a complete ana retentive bitch, and not a nice one at that. at some point she turned; she was nice when i first moved in, even inviting me to stay (in my own house) for thanksgiving with her friends (i moved in Nov 1). but after that, something shifted. she became a real bitch. so much so that when i had a chance to chat with #2 a few weeks ago, we decided to compare note - turns out she feels the same way.

#1 is the main reason I want to get out, #2 confirmed my thoughts. i wish i could go back and find all the posts i have written about her on FB, but i won't. i will, however, begin to cross post them here (also at the advice of T). it's even to the point where Nap and #2's boyfriend don't feel comfortable coming over; there is ice in the air when she is here. whenever i pull into the driveway and see her car, i cringe. when i don't, i giggle with joy.

i've got to get out.

so here's tonights quick rant about her....GOD does she PISS ME OFF!!!!

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Dear Roommate:

I know you're an anal retentive bitch about turning off lights when you're in the room, but you seriously feel the need to unplug my fucking TOOTHBRUSH that I *just* put in the bathroom last night? Thanks - now I can't brush my teeth because the brush has no juice. I hope you at least have enough respect to read my note that I just put there: Leave this plugged in overnight, it needs to charge - thanks. WFT??? do you REALLY think a TOOTHBRUSH is going to drain so much electricity that it will make a difference in the bill?

F*@k YOU!!!!